voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there

40 reasons why i ship klaine [x]: 5. ‘you move me, kurt.’

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

est-offensa-et-mirari:

authocracy:

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

this is gonna get a ton of notes I can feel it

I would watch that

lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Favorite Character Meme: [1] Character → Rachel Berry

“It’s really hard, since I like to write on the computer, I don’t like to write longhand. You have your internet browser right there ready to go, so you can go on Facebook or Twitter any minute. It’s very distracting. And I have raging ADD, so I really don’t know how I accomplish it most of the time. That’s why I feel so proud of myself every time I get a chapter done, because it really is a struggle.”

Chris Colfer (via snapevssnape)

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

EH